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The Biehn/Paxton Corollary is a theory developed by Stormtrooper53. It states that any movie starring the actors Michael Biehn and Bill Paxton is automatically awesome.


This is an observable FACT.

Observable FACT[]

Movies that are awesome and prove this theory:

Aliens

Navy Seals

The Terminator

Tombstone

A Power That Can Only be Used for GOOD[]

You know that movie coming out with Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, and, like, half the action stars of Hollywood? Thank GOD they didn't cast Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn in it. It's a sure bet that the sheer level of awesomeness contained within that film would cause the entire universe to collapse in on itself and down to a tiny singularity of awesome. Nothing would be able to escape its gravitational grasp.

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