Haggis (a.k.a. Haggisjin) is one of a few dirty foreigners who post on TFINO. He's Austrian or Astrotrain I think, but he lives in China. Is that right?
Sweet Jesus what the fuck is that?!?
All I really know is that Haggis is deeply religious and celebrates all the high holy days.
There is some talk of him being a complete dick, but this is complete nonsense started by Jerrod because he hates deaf people.
Christ, You're a Wanker[]
If Haggis says this to you, he means it. And you are a wanker.
The Alf Kid[]
Although Haggis is generally put into a foul mood by humanity at large, he positively melts at the site of The Alf Kid.
Known Weaknesses[]
Sweet Jesus.
The Haggis is known as a hardy, difficult-to-kill species. It's one known weakness is the dreaded Bearded Clam.