Yielding Two Minutes to Yourself is an euphemism for "jerkin' the gherkin."
Y' see...one day Hobbes was talking about watching the debate on Obamacare on C-SPAN and how it was mind-numbingly boring. One of the phrases he rolled his eyes was "I yield two minutes to myself." Stormtrooper53 took a shine to this phrase and commented how that he was going to start using that phrase.
And thus TFINO's MOST MEMORABLE PHRASE EVER was born.
Poster 1: HAI GUYZ! Check out this hot pic of a chick pleasuring herself with a toy lightsaber!
Poster 2: BRB, yielding two minutes to myself.
Just like Reading RainbowEdit
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